Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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