whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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