i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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