You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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