Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
