So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I deserve this hangover.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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