Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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