his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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