The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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