Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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