Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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