Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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