No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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