I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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