I hope mine doesn't look like that
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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