His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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