So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I fill condoms, not promises.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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