but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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