My brain says no but my pants say off.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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