I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Randomize
