Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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