Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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