and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Vodka?
Forever.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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