if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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