is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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