She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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