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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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