Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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