When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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