will power is for people who don't want to get laid
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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