she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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