white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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