Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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