we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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