I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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