I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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