girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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