I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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