ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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