Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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