Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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