Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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