Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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