It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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