is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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