Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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