no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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