Bisexual people are plain selfish.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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