i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I think I sprained my soul last night
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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