He disabled his match.com account in front of me
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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