Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Everyone says I win the strip club
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
