How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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