the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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