We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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