I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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