Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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