Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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